Remove Penis, Insert Finger
Read in this morning’s Metro about a man who had a finger transpanted on in place of his severed penis. Fascinating. Knuckles and all, apparently, with a hole bored down the middle to allow for pissing...
View ArticleMobile phone tossing Finns
Those crazy Finns, they’re at it again… being crazy. This time it’s a mobile phone throwing contest. Organised by Fennolingua. I thought Fennolingua was some kind of sexual practice.
View ArticleTrain Toilet Usability
Found another example of crap usability (quite literally… erm?) – Midland Mainline Turbostar toilets. Horrible places. OK, on the plus side that do they seem to work usually, probably because the...
View ArticleMy Other (Creepy) Celebrity Look-Alike
I just got a strange and slightly disturbing email, from somebody I barely know, accompanied by a photograph of a severed head. The email said: no doubt you have seen this or not I have been following...
View ArticleRehydrate embryos & continue
I just found this post-it note stuck to the top of a bin in Crookes Valley Park:
View ArticleMagma Beard
Anyone who knows me knows my beards. Until my wedding day (on 1/2/3 – or 2/1/3 if you’re American) I went clean-shaven for most of my life. But on that happy day, I got best-man Ed to carve something...
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